Things that Pisses Me Off on Everyday Basis


  • When a web page that plays music before I'm actually looking at it.
  • When a web page that puts its pictures on their own individual page.
  • Any page that is completely done in flash.
  • Anyone who uses akimbo 1887's.
  • People who walk slow or take to long in a line.
  • Anyone who thinks I enjoy fixing your shitty computer.
  • People who say 'Can I ask you a question'?
  • Everyone in politics (even you Rahul).
  • Babies in movie theaters, restaurant or anywhere loud obnoxious screaming is frowned upon.
  • People who bring their babies to said places.
  • Every cell phone company, Internet service provider and Tv service I've ever had.
  • Anyone who talks to me about religion like it's fact.
  • Girls who confuse the shit out of me by playing your mind games.
  • Anyone who thinks the iPod is the best MP3 player you can get.
  • The pope.
  • My dog who ripped apart my garbage, ( which was long time ago, clearly miss him).
  • Everyone who works on the American side of a broader.
  • Commercials that have really, really tiny writing at the bottom of the screen for a billionth of a second.
  • Web sites that take 5 minutes to load.
  • Anyone who tries to debate me without actually knowing anything about the subject.
  • People who are rude to the servers at restaurants, I'll go upside your head if I see that again.
  • Anyone who says Avatar is the best movie ever.
  • People with dogs smaller than cats.
  • Steam, for taking up huge space on my computer and bogging it down like a cripple in a swamp.
  • ANYTHING that tries to sneak a yahoo toolbar into my installation.
  • People who think the earth is 6000 years old.
  • People who don't discipline their kids.
  • Cats.
  • People who think every religious person is an evil idiot.
  • Grammar Nazis.
  • Driving in the winter.
  • Fat people who complain about being fat. (Nothing against fat people, just don't like people complaining about what they do to themselves)
  • People who don't know how to drive yet insist on operating a speeding ton of metal.
  • Anyone who takes their pet to a spa specifically designed for animals.
  • People who own or run businesses like that.
  • Commercials that cause me to empty my bowels in fright at their loud noises.
  • People who use thermal scopes.
  • The fact that your body starts going downhill one day.
  • How dusty my PC and Tv get. F**k you dust.
  • Popcorn, for setting up a condo between my teeth for weeks on end.
  • Every single boy band or band that has no musicians in it.
  • Australia. I don't know what you do down their but ALL you wildlife scares me. Hoping kangaroo.
  • Every Tv station that censors movies.
  • People who complain about seeing something twice on the Internet.
  • Weathermen (or women).
  • People who think everyone should know what their slang means
  • People who comment on how short I am and ask if the weather's nice down here. .
  • To the government in general for restricting the good things in life.
  • High fructose corn syrup is the worst thing to happen to food since Mcdonalds.
  • People who use voice chat solely for the purpose of screaming obscenities to make themselves look cool to complete strangers, f**k you noobs.
  • Pidgins and 85% of all those other flying rats we call birds.
  • The east coast.
  • The fact that the sun beams right through my curtains in the morning and right into my eye.
  • Anything to do with reading your palm.
  • Prohibition.
  • Avatar gave me eye pains and almost melted down my brain, all for 3 hours of greenpeace porno.
  • Batteries that don't recharge.
  • The fact that South Korea has better Internet than us. And the fact that basically EVERYBODY else has better Internet than us.
  • Spiders. Anything bigger than a quarter must die on the spot, unless bigger than an apple, in which case I flee.
  • The fact that I keep coming back to this list to add more things I need to tell off.
  • The fact that when I get a large fry at Mcdonalds, they don't fill it all the way up.
  • Corn is in pretty much everything you eat, it's not THAT good.
  • People who talk in ALLCAPS should have their fingers broken.
  • People who talk like LOLcats should have their necks broken.
  • Having to put things in alphabetical order and realizing I can't do it without going over the song 20 times.
  • Whenever I end up writing as much as facebook will allow.
  • Bill Murry is a god.
  • Kids who play online games, and their parents who don't see what a horrible little shit their spawn is.
  • The fact that I don't know how to use this ; properly, and probably never will.
  • The fact that I can't sign up for jdate.com. Fuck that.
  • Everything about the superbowl or grey cup or stanley cup playoffs. Shit mass stupidity over 'roided up beefcakes.
  • All the good Tv shows are getting shorter in season.
  • The fact that we don't study hallucinogens more.

I keep adding more as I think of them.
Things that Pisses Me Off on Everyday Basis Things that Pisses Me Off on Everyday Basis Reviewed by Kanthala Raghu on March 14, 2014 Rating: 5

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